Nut And Bolt jokes
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that鈥檚 running late!
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don鈥檛 understand the genders of deer, you won鈥檛 understand it.)
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...