Allergic Reaction jokes

Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?

A: An Epstein pen.

One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.

I don't think I'm allergic to this.

Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.

My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.

We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!

There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!

Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.

My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.