Allergic Reaction jokes

My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.

My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.

We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!

Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.

One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.