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3 views · Chexers · 2 years ago
A screenshot of two text messages from "Grandma". The first message, sent 1 minute ago, reads: "Why are you posting on Facebook about not having nut in November?" The second message, sent now, reads: "If you developed a nut allergy I need to modify my recipes. Call me back."
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    86 views · a local comedian · 5 years ago

    Why did the hooker quit her job?

    She had a nut allergy.

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