Nursery Rhyme jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
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Boys and girls, it’s nighty-night time! Happy Jake the clown has a nursery rhyme :)
It’s about the boogie woogie man, keep your light on as long as you can. ‘Cause when it cuts off, so does your head! Boogie woogie woogie waits under your bed with a shank, splah! Up through the bottom! Little Jimmy Jimmy? GOT ‘EM!
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life, His hands where a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
OMG THE MUFFIN MAN FROM THE NURSERY RYME WAS ABOUT A SERIAL KILLER OMG