North Tower

North Tower Jokes

South Tower

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

Tower

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Tower

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

Tower

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

Tower

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

Fall

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

Tower

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

Tower

What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.

9/11 joke.

Tower

What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

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