North Tower jokes
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."