Non Sequitur jokes

What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!

What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

I don't know! I don't care!

The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.

A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!