Non Sequitur jokes
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
