Nobel jokes
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
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A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
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