No jokes
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Memes
Wait a damn minute
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣