No jokes

Why'd the girl fall off the swing?

'Cause she had no arms.

Knock, knock!! Who's there?

Not the girl.

She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”

The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”

Mom: “Exactly.”

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.

Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He won the no-Bell prize.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

Why can't orphans play on a computer?

'Cause they have no motherboard.

Why are you so white?

Because you have no lotion on.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?

They have no "why home" 👹

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?

Telephone? No.

Television? No.

How then? Tell a woman!

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.

Man: I wish not to die a virgin.

Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!

People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.

What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"No Way Home."

God creates dog.

God: "You are man's best friend."

Dog: "That's pretty sexist."

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"

My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and went right.

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.