No jokes
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
Memes
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂