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Orphan

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

Emo

Why'd the emo have no friends?

"Because they like to hang by themself."

Memes

Car

Like if you can relate and comment if you think this is funny

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows a text saying "7 y/o me in my dad's car: Dad, I wanna turn on the light. Can I press this button?" with an image of a hand about to press a car light button. The bottom panel shows a text saying "My dad:" with an image of the character Rocket Racoon from the movie Guardians of the Galaxy saying "No!! That's the button that will kill everyone".

Therapy

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

Friend

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

Orphan

Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.

Monster

Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.

Orphan

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

Hooker

This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"

Orphan

Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?

A: Because it has no home button.

Orphan

What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?

They have no way home.

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs?

(Answer) Ground beef.

Sorry for a bad joke.