No jokes
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
Memes
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."