No arms jokes
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.