News Story

News Story jokes

Explosion

    • When there's a news story of people who have died en masse, for example from explosions and fires.

    Other people are all "oh no that's terrible!"

    Pfft shut up, lying asshole. Trying to be "nice".

    I'm like "YAY EXCITING. I don't like being bored hearing 'good news' all of the time."

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    • Magician

    • There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.

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