Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What where your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
On 9/11 the new yorks lost to the jets
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
A father bought his depressed son a new house and then pointing at it he said "hang in there son".
Breaking news man with altiemers forgets he’s blind and recovers form visual impairment
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I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
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A husband came back from business trip and found out that she was pregnant at first he got a bit suspicious but then he just ignore And hugs his wife with happiness the second when he meet his friend and tell him the news the friend just said " wait what I thought she was on pill"
Why can't sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, "who's there?", not sally
*new* Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it's simple , she pushes all the right buttons "
Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? - Because he had a new window open...
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A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry
Why did Michael Jackson rush to h&m?: they had new billie jeans
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It Sucks.
what did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
meooooow
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was spider man no way home
