Worst Jokes Ever
An apple a day keeps a doctor away... at least if you throw it hard enough.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
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A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
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What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Harrison