Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Like (DYM 139).
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.