Neo jokes

Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.

Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?

British cigarettes get smoked easily.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

Like if you know someone is emo.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Like if your best friend is emo.