Neil Armstrong jokes

Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"

Not Stephen Hawking.

What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?

The Milky Way.

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

What does NASA stand for?

Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.