You're so fat you need butter to get in the car
Titanic: ight I need a place to CRASH tonight
your hairline so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life you go to your barber
Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff?🤨
Me: What?
The person: you said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: colourful flamingo fart.
ur mom does not need the internet shes allredy world wide
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"
Yo mama's so ugly, that sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
who needs parents to be great
Hola soy Dora do you see the Cliff. Say backpack. Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff you will not peek. Did you just peek. Close your eyes. You silly goose. The end
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs? A gay black male that has Down Syndrome
I rate you 9 out of 10 because I’m the 1 u need
Your mom so fat that when she stood on a scale it said."We need an actual person not an Elephant."
My mom gave my friend for a blow job for god luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview and they both got the job, now who needs good luck got their job interview just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Man 1:Dude viagra is for pussys real men don’t need viagra Man 2: I thought viagra was for dicks
Man I don’t need viagra when I see Mara
