Naval jokes
"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."
"That's your lookout."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.