Naval Jokes

"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."

"That's your lookout."

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.