Nationwide jokes

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

Only in Ohio.

I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.

It's a sad state of affairs.

"North America, best America."

We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.