Nationwide jokes

Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

what is the fastest country? iran.