Nationwide jokes

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.

Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.

Only in Ohio.

I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.

It's a sad state of affairs.

What song genre do the national anthems fit into?

Country.

"North America, best America."

We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.