Mutuality jokes

Women understand each other.

That’s why they argue.

My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.

I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.

I love you, you love me.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Yeah, me too.