Motorbike jokes

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.

Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?

He was shite.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

I love riding my bike 🚲.

Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.

riding (DYM 145).

When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.

See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.