Motorbike jokes

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.

Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?

He was shite.

My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.

I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.

What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.

It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.