What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
someone dies
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
Therapist just mean the-rapist
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Me
The joke is Me
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book.
A. I have two many problems.
There's a white guys, black guy, and Santa clause. They get a hotel room. White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and say put down my money or ill cut off your weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says put down my money or ill cut off you're weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Santa clause goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, put down my money or ill cut off you're weiner. Santa clause looks at the ghost and says I'm the ghost of Christmas past you touch my dick ill kick your ass!!!
If your reading this then your life means nothing ........
Have a nice day 🙂😊
Q: what do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: we can always rearrange your liver 😏
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person Christopher Walking.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger. Mommy is that Uncle Joe?
did u know that...
the only reason u don't call priests daddy is because that's what u call them in sex!
your mommmy
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console but the game kept crashing
What do you call a bus full of kids, kills killstreak
