Moooooves jokes
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Happens a lot to me😐
One hot day a cow wanted some shade.
He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.