Moooooves jokes
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Happens a lot to me😐
One hot day a cow wanted some shade.
He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.