Mode jokes

I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.

My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."

What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?

A Tri-cycle.

Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.

Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.

How do fish get to school?

By the octobus.

Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.