How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.
If you want a joke look at your self in the mirror !
Yo mama so stupid she had a staring contest with a mirror.
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror. We never met again
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
This one kid i knew had down syndrome and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror
Look In A Mirror
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that too."
