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Africa

Unimportant Intelligence · 2 years ago

tim

A meme with a sunset background, silhouettes of giraffes and a bare tree. Text at the top says "Did you know?" and text at the bottom says "Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes."

Realization

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Wait a damn minute

A man looks thoughtfully at a treat on a stick. The text reads, "Nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there's no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order."

Exam

Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago

The meme shows a split image. The left side shows a boy with his hands on his face looking bored, and below the picture is written "The first 85 minutes". The right side shows a boy looking stressed and writing, and below that, it says "The last 5 minutes". Above both is "90 minutes exam". Below both images is "Yupp."

Home

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Girls be like

A woman with wide eyes and a big smile is overlaid with white text that reads: "IT TOOK YOU 15 MINUTES TO GET HOME. GOOGLE MAPS SAID IT TAKES 12. WHO IS SHE?"

Loser

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man is sitting on a plane. The text says, "If Sal doesn't send me $200 in 12 minutes, everyone on this plane will be tonight's big loser."

Thanos

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Tis true

The top half of the image shows a young boy in a blue shirt looking at the camera with a slightly confused expression, and text on top of him reads "Wait a minute, who are you?". The bottom half of the image shows Thanos in gold armor, with his head tilted downward. Below the image of the boy is a definition of Thanos, written as "Thanos. An angry grape who has a rock collection".

Something

LoserIsPro · 2 years ago

me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right

The image shows a calculation. 9 + 1 + 1 is displayed with the result below. The result of the calculation is given as 911.

Sister

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Wait a minute...

A yellow fish from SpongeBob is sitting in front of a red laptop. The text on top reads: "Teacher: Can you tell your little sister to stop making faces, please? *me knowing I live alone*"

Self

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Shooting

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a Facebook post with comments about a tragic shooting, followed by a picture of a troll-face character smirking next to a computer that is on fire. The Facebook post has various comments with Todd responding to the initial tragedy with "Probably coffin brochures" and "Bullets?".

Speed

Your local comrade · 2 years ago

The ultimate speedrun

In a meme, Mario is shown with the text, "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Goon

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A motivational phrase is displayed in large black letters on a white wall in what appears to be an indoor space like an office or a gaming cafe. The text reads: 'GOON, YOU CAN DO IT! JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES'. To the right of the text, there are several large black arrows pointing to the right, suggesting progress or direction. Two air conditioning units are mounted high on the wall above the text. Parts of chairs and tables are visible at the bottom of the image.

Laugh

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

HAHAHA

The image shows a text box on a light orange background. The text reads, "Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park, laughing at all the joggers." with a laughing emoji at the end.

College

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Life

✨Jassy✨ · 1 year ago

A fluffy white dog wearing glasses and a Gryffindor scarf is sitting next to a copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. The text reads, "When your life is falling apart but it's ok because your Hogwarts acceptance letter will be here any minute now."

Grandpa

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a conversation on a dark background, showing three comments from an anonymous user labeled 'AG (Anon)'. The first comment, posted '4 minutes ago', says 'No shit, you said that before.' The next two comments, posted 'now', read: 'I am also gay, I wish my grandpa would let me fuck him' and 'But for now I guess i'll just have to settle with raping my dog'.

Sleep

PurplePanda · 3 years ago

real

Homer Simpson sleeping in bed with a cat curled up near his head. The text says "Me sacrificing my career for eight extra minutes of sleep."

Time

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me at school

The image shows a young girl with teary eyes, duplicated in a split frame. The top text reads, "That moment when you've been at work a few hours" and the bottom text reads, "Then you check the time and it's been 45 minutes."

Teacher

help me please im being abused · 2 years ago

A meme showing actor Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy from Anchorman, looking shocked with wide eyes and a mustache. The text above him reads 'ME: SAYS THE MOST RACIST JOKE EVER.' The text below him reads 'TEACHER THAT'S BEEN LISTENING FOR 2 MINUTES.'

Torture

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screen capture of a Youtube video ad featuring Vsauce. The ad, sponsored by GoDaddy, is titled "cock and ball torture demonstration". The video has 64,000 views and was posted 55 minutes ago. The Youtube user Vsauce is subscribed to the channel.

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