Milky

Milky Jokes

Why the cow wanted to be an astronaut?Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!

Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.

If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.

Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.

Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.

Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!