Transgender midget jokes

What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?

A microtransaction.

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

And microtransaction.

What do you call a fat transgender midget?

Jigglypuff.

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck dick.