Transgender midget jokes

What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?

A microtransaction.

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

And microtransaction.

What do you call a fat transgender midget?

Jigglypuff.

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.

Why don't midgets use tampons?

Answer: They are always tripping over the string.