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im a BAANNAANNAA · 3 years ago

    • true

    A cartoon fish with a shocked expression is sitting on a toilet with their pants down. They are in front of a laptop, and the text says, "I'm going to ask you to please turn on the camera and unmute the microphone". Me:
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    • Online class

    GG Miller · 2 years ago
    • A six-panel image showing various reactions to online class situations. The top left panel shows a muscular person struggling, labeled "The teacher trying to unmute us". The top right shows a villainous face, labeled "Me telling her to press alt + F4". The middle left shows a fish with its mouth open, labeled "The kid with the loud mic". The middle center shows a dog, labeled "Her dog in the background". The middle right shows a puppy, labeled "The kid trying to learn". The bottom left panel shows a man at a laptop, labeled "My FBI agent". The bottom right shows a cat, labeled "The kid with slow internet".
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    • Rickroll

    Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago

    • Heh

    A medium shot of Rick Astley singing into a microphone against a backdrop of a patterned window.
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    • King

    Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago
    • A man wearing a gold and blue king's crown, glasses, a dark beard, and a mustache, resembling the Clash Royale King, is sitting at a desk with a microphone. To his left, a glowing blue electrical discharge, like a lightning bolt, is visible. In the bottom right corner, a Clash Royale game card for the 'Lightning' spell is shown, with a '6' indicating its elixir cost. In the bottom left, a purple elixir bar shows '3' elixir available. In the background, a neon sign reads 'SAN'.
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    • J. Cole

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
    • The image shows the text "J. Cole? More like GAY Cole." on the left, and a picture of J. Cole holding a microphone with a rainbow flag waving in the background on the right.
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    • Rick Astley

    BigDaveFan · 2 years ago

    • Here you go

    A medium shot of Rick Astley singing into a microphone. He has short, reddish hair and is wearing a black blazer over a striped shirt. The background consists of a light blue pattern.
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