Michelle Jokes

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

What's harder than steel?

Michel Jackson in an orphanage.

Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.

Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Kids turn them on.

What is a popular name for girl peanuts?

Michelle.

I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆

A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."

"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.

The boy answered, "It's Michelle."

Why did Obama marry Michelle?

Because he's into chicks with dicks.