Michelle jokes
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.