Metric System jokes

How do Americans learn the metric system?

9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.

Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.

Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)

Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).

Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...

You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.

What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?

A meter stick.

What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.

Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?

I’d really like to meter.