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TheForeverVirgin · 3 years ago
    • The image shows a white dog sitting in a pothole filled with water. There is text overlaying the image that says, "Americans will measure with anything but the metric system." A news banner at the bottom says, "Doggy-sized pothole patched on North Side."
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    Anonymous · 1 month ago
    • A meme with text on top reading 'Europeans: use meters' and 'Americans:'. Below the text is an illustration of the cat character Meowskulls from Fortnite pointing smugly at her large bare paws extended towards the camera.
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    • 9mm

    Wade · 2 years ago

    • How do Americans learn the metric system?

    9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.

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