Mermaids jokes

Why do leftists call their child Ariel?

So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.

Why do mermaids wear seashells?

They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid

Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!