Mer jokes

Why is the mermaid so dirty?

Because she is a maid, mer-maid!

What do you call male mermaids?

Mer-butlers!

I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

Explain Bear is my favorite.

Mole

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Me nan.