Mer jokes
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Touhou meme idk
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
I am the grand wizard, mak.