Mer jokes
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What kind of fruit can fix your toilet?
A plum-mer.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
Touhou meme idk
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
I am the grand wizard, mak.