Mental disability jokes

what do you call a retard smoking weed?

a baked potato.

What's simultaneously up and down?

A retard on a plane.

Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.

What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?

A baked potato.

What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?

My dick.

Why is falone mentally disabled?

Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?

Drool.

I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can't stand up for themselves.