Menstrual Cycle jokes
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.