Memes - Page 206 - Worst Jokes Ever

Company

60 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Man I hate it when companies do this crap, now you can't commit toaster bath anymore

A silver toaster is floating in space with a galaxy background. Text is written over the image: "New waterproof toaster."

Avocado

15 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.

A close up shot of a slice of toast with mashed avocado shaped into Jabba the Hutt on top. The image includes a text message conversation with the question "What's is that?" followed by the answer "Jabbacado toast lol".

Gender

18 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

TikTok

13 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

👀💀💀

A group of silver, humanoid robots are standing next to each other. Above them is text that says: "TikTok users when the 'toaster bath' challenge exists".

Daughter

3 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Toaster Strudel

A close-up shot of a Toaster Strudel with icing, placed on a white surface. Above the image, text reads: "Netflix: Are you still watching?" and "Somebody's Daughter:".

Parent

30 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”

Toast

1 view · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

toast must burn

The image shows a split screen. The top half features two slices of toast that are completely burnt and smoking inside a toaster. The bottom half shows a still from a movie with two men looking at each other; the text "Some men just want to watch the toast burn" is superimposed on the image.

Toaster

166 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

Battery

24 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

*Sniffs kids*

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.

Selfie

1 view · CUTE BOY · 3 years ago

THIS IS ME

A girl with wavy brown hair wearing glasses and a blue sweatshirt looks at the camera. The image has a slightly soft focus and uses warm lighting.

Caricature

14 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Quite true

A caricature shows Joe Biden with a sleeping cap, leaning on crutches labeled CNN and MSNBC, and a speech bubble with zzz's.

Look

9 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Looks about right

A close-up photo of Barack Obama and Joe Biden with their faces very close together, their noses almost touching.

Quiz

27 views · I'm ¨not¨ drunk · 3 years ago

Very interesting

The image shows a psychopathy quiz result. It says "Psychopathy Likely" and the score is 20 out of 24. It says that the quiz was answered consistently with people who score high on measures of psychopathy and psychopathic behavior, which suggests the person likely has psychopathic tendencies.

Hotel

8 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

When your in a hotel and hear muffled moaning from another room

A screenshot from a YouTube video of Eminem with a shocked facial expression. The subtitle reads, "Something's wrong, I can feel it."

Book

31 views · Bozo · 3 years ago

PPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

A cartoon image of Dipper from Gravity Falls holding a black book with the words "DEATH NOTE" written on it.

Fuck you

18 views · NICE GIRL · 3 years ago

OMG BRUH

A cartoon image of Bugs Bunny giving the middle finger. The text on the image reads: "To everybody that don't like me but act like you do, here's a big fuck you!"

Work

12 views · NICE GIRL · 3 years ago

WTH

A picture shows a baby trying to sneak out of work. Text on the image reads: "WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK AND YOUR BOSS WALKS IN."

Dragon

36 views · 😝 SWEET B*TCH😝 · 3 years ago

uj

A black and white dog with wide eyes is standing with text overlayed on top: "NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR PILLS.... BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN?"

Guardian Angel

14 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

👼😞

A statue of an angel with its hand over its face, looking disappointed. The text reads, "I have a feeling that My guardian angel sometimes looks at me like this."

Math

39 views · COOL BRO · 3 years ago

LOL LOOK AT THIS OMG

The image shows the word "MATH" in large, white letters centered on a black background. Below it, in slightly smaller white letters, it says "Mental Abuse To Humans."