Memes - Page 54 - Worst Jokes Ever

Cat

22 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A kitten is lying on the ground with its legs stretched out. The image is captioned with the word "bug."

Cat

27 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The meme shows a four-panel grid. The first panel shows a portrait of Mozart. The second panel shows a stick figure sitting at a table with a bowl, saying "He will never be a catboy" in a speech bubble. The third panel contains text that reads: "Less well known, however, is that Mozart liked to imitate a cat. He'd be rehearsing an opera with his singers, when he'd suddenly grow bored and leap over tables and chairs, meowing and turning somersaults. He even". The fourth panel shows a stick figure spitting out its cereal in surprise.

Attack

45 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An explosion is shown in the twin towers. A caption below it reads, "Worst Parking Jobs - RANKED".

Bridge

12 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The image is a cartoon-style comparison of a "traditional suspension bridge" versus an "improved suspension bridge." The traditional bridge looks like a standard suspension bridge with a flat road. The improved bridge has a road that goes up and down like a rollercoaster, labeled with "fun jumps", "less cable", and "more clearance".

Creature

20 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A creepy humanoid monster is on a slide in a playground at night.

Shitpost

17 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A deer standing on its hind legs in a forest at night, illuminated by a light source. Text on the image reads: wideopenspaces.

Cat

17 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A close-up of a brown tabby cat with a slightly annoyed expression, accompanied by the text "can i get uhhhhhh..."

Vape

18 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A blonde woman is holding a white and blue humidifier to her nose and mouth as if it were a vape. The text says: "These vape mods are just fucking ridiculous now."

Donkey

9 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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In a desert-themed meme, a donkey and a woman are stuck in the sand. The donkey says, "Save me, I can get you out of the desert." The woman says, "Save me, I can be your wife." Below the images are two buttons offering the options to save the donkey or save the woman.

Hitler

19 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The meme shows the text "Western Europe: *exists*", followed by "Hitler:". Underneath is an emoji with hands gesturing towards itself, along with the text "is for me?"

Infidelity

45 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A meme featuring a couple lying in bed. The woman is thinking that her partner is clueless about her infidelity with his best friend. The man wonders why she tastes like Steve's dick.

Crack

17 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A meme with a stop sign over a pile of crack rocks. The text reads: "Join the 3 day challenge. No crack on February 29, 30 and 31."

Croc

28 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A pair of black Crocs with images of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the TV show Breaking Bad on them. The text "Sorry babe, the Breaking Bad Crocs stay on during sex" is superimposed on the image.

Grade

6 views · Nico Di Anglo · 1 year ago

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The image shows white text on a black background. The text asks why Percy's grades are not good at school, and the answer is because they are below "C Level." The text then says "Don't like my puns? My apollo-gees <3".

Waitress

21 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."

Future

16 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A cat gazes into a crystal ball, with the text "I see in your future: No bitches in sight."

Boyfriend

15 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A blue wire cage with colorful plastic tunnels and accessories, against a white background. Text overlay reads "if i had a boyfriend i'd put him in here."

Shotgun

26 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A can of PetAg KMR Kitten Milk Replacer with the text "*shotguns then proceeds to crush empty can against forehead*" written above it. The can features a picture of a cute white kitten.

Lighter

10 views · bloodgod · 1 year ago

A sketch of a lighter is on a white paper in a sketchbook.

Vote

23 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a poll asking "Who is your favorite Austrian painter?" The options are Egon Schiele (2%), Otto Muehl (2%), Karl von Blaas (3%), Ernst Klimt (3%), and Other (91%). 5K votes are shown.