New You're Memes - Page 46 - Worst Jokes Ever

Number

GG Miller · 3 years ago

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

The image lists "10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU" with a list of funny observations, and a minion looking surprised. The list reads: "1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4) You just tried to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better). 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it."

Class

GG Miller · 3 years ago

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

House

GG Miller · 3 years ago

LMAO

A yellow minion stands on the right side of the image. On the left there is a conversation between the police and a person. It reads: Police: Where do u live? Me: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Me: With Me. Police: Where do you all live? Me: Together. Police: Where is your house? Me: Next to my neighbors house. Police: Where is your neighbors house? Me: You won't believe me if I tell you. Police: Tell Me! Me: Next to my house.

Math Teacher

GG Miller · 3 years ago

i should say this

A Minion is holding a book, looking slightly annoyed. The text above reads: "Dear Maths Teacher, I am tired of finding your 'x', just move on buddy, she's gone.."

Obesity

GG Miller · 3 years ago

fat people dont read this

Two Minions dressed as a surgeon and a doctor. The text in the image reads: "Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family."

Weight

GG Miller · 3 years ago

for fat people......... sorry

A light yellow image with two cartoon minion characters. The top minion is wearing blue overalls and has one eye covered with a goggle. The bottom minion is looking to the right, wearing blue overalls and has big round eyes. The text says: "Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too."

Value

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Values be like for alphabets:

The image shows the text "OH NO!! X FORGOT HIS VALUE AGAIN!!" in large red letters at the top, followed by the text "I (Four) need your help finding it again. I think the digits on your parents' credit card may help us find the solution! HURRY! WE NEED TO HELP X!" below in black letters on a blurred grey background. In the lower right, there are two cartoon figures. On the left side is a blue character shaped like a number 4. Next to the 4 is a yellow figure shaped like an X, who appears distressed and is crying.

Toothpaste

🦄 Entity · 3 years ago

When your mom says: "Theres still something inside"

A tube of toothpaste and a toothbrush are placed on a railroad track. The tube is open, and the scene is an exaggeration of the saying "there is still something inside".

Crush

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Me:

A young boy in a blue martial arts outfit is doing a high kick against a tree. The text on the image reads "Friend: here comes your crush, act natural. Me:"

Kiss

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Fair point.

A social media post with a comment thread. The initial post states, "being kissed in your sleep is...like...the purest form of love." A reply to that comment reads, "Unless you are home alone" and is followed by another comment "Or in prison."

Funeral

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

The type of society we live in

A picture of a child with a bowl cut wearing a green sweater with a teddy bear attached. The text says, "Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Accident

KIM💬 · 3 years ago

OMG I DID NOT MEAN TOO

The image shows a close-up view from below the chin of a person with long, curly brown hair and a plaid shirt. The camera appears to be angled upwards from below the face, and a neutral gray background fills the upper two-thirds of the frame. A tiny portion of a text in white on dark background is visible in the bottom right corner of the image with "LOVE YOURSELF!" written.

Year

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me on Monday

A three-panel image from the TV show Friends. The first panel shows Joey sitting in a chair saying, "It's been a tough year." The second panel shows Phoebe with the caption, "It's the first week of January." The third panel shows Joey looking at Phoebe with the caption, "Your point?"

Definition

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

Holiday

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Bluey

The image is a three-panel meme. In the first panel, a person smiles widely with text that says "Everything is going really well and you feel great about your life's trajectory." In the second panel, the same person looks distressed with text that says "The holidays brought difficult questions from family and now you're overthinking everything." In the third panel, a scene from the cartoon "Bluey" is shown with the same person smiling again.

Brother

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.

A man with a surprised expression has his finger in front of his lips, as if telling someone to be quiet. The text says "WHEN YOU SLAP YOUR LITTLE BROTHER AND HE STARTS TO CRY."

Lecture

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Joke turned serious

A young child is looking confused with his hand on his cheek. The text above reads: "When you tell your parents a joke and it turns into a lecture."

Shower

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me everyday

A man in a green uniform and khaki pants is shown mid-reaction, seemingly jumping. The caption reads, "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

Error

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Or Holy Oils work

A picture shows a mechanical figure in a red hood holding a staff with a gear on top. The text on the image reads: "When you fixed a minor error on your computer by googling it. I hold the secrets of the machine spirit."

Secret

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

The image shows a disassembled car key at the top and a drawing of a mechanical character with glowing blue eyes with the text "I know the secrets of the machine". The caption at the top reads "when you learn how to disassemble your car key".