You Memes - Page 49 - Worst Jokes Ever

Nuke

The image shows a comparison. On the left, there's a cartoonish nuke. On the right is a picture of a baby with a funny facial expression. Above both, it reads "Who would win?" and below it reads "A nuke?" on the left, "or meme generator?" on the right, followed by "Comment who you think will win".

Bionicle meme

The image shows a Bionicle figure being threatened with a power drill. The text reads: "My gf: If you don't stop posting bionicle memes we're breaking up. Me: *posts bionicle memes*. My gf: *leaves me*. Me: I regret nothing."

Girlfriend

A side-by-side comparison of a girlfriend and a Keetongu figure, listing their attributes in table form. The girlfriend is described as being pretty but not always, knows makeup, will choose a bad boy, can break your heart, forces you to choose between her and friend, and is a weak fighter that needs protection. Keetongu is described as beautiful, with a symmetric shape, knows every kind of poison, will distinguish good and evil, will always protect with an absorbing shield, will help you save your friend, and can crush Sidorak with his bare hands.

Heat

oh damn

A dark-skinned man with a black face is shown on a TV screen. The text below the image reads, "when you're checking something in the oven and the heat hits you."

Game

You should buy this game now.

The image shows a Connect Four game box with the text "Connect Four The Original Vertical In-a-Row Checkers Game". The game board has been filled with the cartoon character four. Several additional fours are scattered across the game board, table, and in the air.

Bionicle

posting Bionicle memes till I'm famous

A Bionicle figure is shown in full red and gold armor. The text above says, "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."

Error

Or Holy Oils work

A picture shows a mechanical figure in a red hood holding a staff with a gear on top. The text on the image reads: "When you fixed a minor error on your computer by googling it. I hold the secrets of the machine spirit."

Toaster

Now you must answer me with toaster memes so I can give them to The Omnissiah

A TechPriest character from Warhammer 40,000 is shown with the text "I showed you my toaster, answer."

Netflix

Watching Netflix for hours

A gray cat stares forward with a slightly annoyed expression. The image is overlaid with text that says, "Netflix: 'Are You Still Watching?' Me:".

Fan

Us Texas fans will miss you Bijan 🤘🤘🤘

The image shows Bijan Robinson, a football player, in a collage. The left part displays the "2022 Doak Walker Award" for Bijan Robinson, recognizing his accomplishments on the field, in the classroom, and in the community. The center shows him holding the award in a suit. On the right, he is in his football uniform raising his finger. The text on his uniform says "B. Robins 5".

Character

Oof

The meme shows two panels. In the first panel, Sasuke and Sakura from Naruto are looking at the viewer. Sasuke is saying: "You're not useless. I'm flattered.". The second panel is a close-up of Sasuke's face looking at the viewer and he says: "You mean flattened right?". Below that, a group of characters from the anime look shocked.

Language

if you get this i love you

The image shows a comparison between common phrases used in anti-Formula 1 memes and actual phrases used during races. The left column, labeled "Instead of," features phrases like "The race is underway," "I need a new set of tires," "Good job!," "And he has spun!," and "And Leclerc has won the Italian Gp!" The right column, labeled "Say:" offers more authentic race commentary such as "And it's lights out and away we go!," "Bono, my tires are dead," "Get in there, Lewis!," "Spinalla" and "CHARLES LECLERC WINS THE ITALIAN GRAND PRIX FOR THE SCUDERIA FERRARI! (the most unrealistic one under these circumstances)."

Attraction

when u look like this but your the only one it the group that can pull bitches but u straight

The image shows two women. One on the left is in a red shirt and looks at the camera. The other one on the right is lying down and has green circles on her face.

Human

OMG

A white and orange cat is sitting on a rocky surface outside, looking directly at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "WHEN YOU REALIZE YOUR HUMANS ARE TRYING TO BECOME YOU BY PRACTICING SOCIAL DISTANCING, STAYING HOME ALL THE TIME, AND CLEANING THEMSELVES OFTEN."

Toaster

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

Toaster

Holy Omnissiah indeed

The image shows a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a person asks a large, muscular figure in red armor, "Wow! How did you get like that?" The second panel shows the same figure, with a text bubble saying, "Every time Adeptus Mechanicus posts a toaster meme." The third panel shows the muscular figure saying, "I do one push-up." The final panel shows the person from the first panel with wide eyes and the text, "Holy Omnissiah."

Secret

I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

The image shows a disassembled car key at the top and a drawing of a mechanical character with glowing blue eyes with the text "I know the secrets of the machine". The caption at the top reads "when you learn how to disassemble your car key".

Animal

here you go jake

A cartoon-like rat wearing a pink dress with blue and white accents. It has a pink, lumpy head with two little black eyes and buck teeth. The rat has a pink flower crown and a blue shoulder cover. The text reads: "here you go jake".

Kiss

When you try to sneak something

A cartoon character with a lavender hat and face is looking with an embarrassed expression at the viewer. The text says, "Cross: *kissing Dream* Either Dust, Killer, Horror, or Error: Caught in 4k. You ain't slick, bro."

Cake

those one people that joke around to much

A baby with cake smudged around its mouth is holding a spoon. Text above the baby says, "TOUCH MY CAKE," and text below the baby says, "AND I'LL CUT YOU."