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A brown and white dog with a huge grin and pink butterfly wings attached to its back. The text above the dog says: "The butterfly in my stomach every time I see you."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A digital rendering depicts a yellow duck standing in a dimly lit room, with a sword slightly visible behind it. A speech bubble above the duck reads: "I'm not gonna ask you again: where are the grapes?"

ohio nugget

so true

A picture of Kermit the frog lying in bed holding a Holy Bible. The text above reads: "When you go to bed after watching a scary movie."

Anonymous

The image shows an email inbox with several emails visible. One email, from "William" at "Counseling Commons," contains offensive language such as "Hello Fucktard," "You smell like cat shit," and "Kill yourself." Another email is from Dr. [redacted]. Text overlaid on the image reads "who hurt the principle dawg" along with crying emojis and TikTok usernames.

Anonymous

A photo shows the face of a tabby cat. Above the cat are text messages that say, "I never cheated on you" and "I love you babe." Below the cat is a text message that says, "I didn't mean to send that."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a conversation. One user asks another about their ethnicity. The second user replies that they were born in Nepal. The first user then asks if they speak Napoleon.

DIANEE

A rubber duck is talking to a young duckling. The speech bubble above says, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT PLASTIC SURGERY!!!"

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A two-panel comic shows a white anthropomorphic wolf wearing a red apron standing behind a table and asking a black anthropomorphic rabbit reading a menu: "So, what type of pasta do you recommend?" In the second panel, the wolf, smiling, says, "I think fagottini would be your type," while the rabbit looks surprised and holds up a card with a rainbow flag on it.

Adolf Nigler

"Which lawyer do you want?"

A figure in dark robes and a wide-brimmed hat in a still from the movie Spaceballs with the text "THE SCHWARTZ."

Adolf Nigler

Fuckin' Donkey

A still from a Gordon Ramsay show with Ramsay looking upset and a red arrow pointing to his head. Above Ramsay, the text reads, "When Grandma asks if you liked the cookies..." Below Ramsay, the text reads, "10 HOURS!"

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, a woman is looking at a dog with speech bubbles coming from both of them. The woman says "The neighbour tells me you are chasing people on a bicycle..." and the dog says "I can put my dick in my ass." Below, the text says, "He can put his dick in his ass" next to an image of Snoopy doing a dance. The next panel has a warthog image with the text "A based dog alert!" Finally, the last panel is a picture of Morgan Freeman with the text, "He's right you know."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a person with a hand-drawn, simple face over a photo of a woman on a red carpet. The text above reads: "Hello fellow humans, I am celebrity No. 2932, I believe in everything that is safe and popular with people aged 18-35. You may now praise me on the social media platform of your choice, remember to purchase my newly manufactured album."

Face mc shooty

In a hospital room, Goku stands near a patient's bed and says, "I knew I'd find you here. I heard your cancer is pretty strong. Let me fight it."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a phone with a message from the camera app saying, "You need a haircut bruh im not even joking. You don't follow each other on Instagram." Followed by the text "Why does this happen" and a message that reads "My camera is talking to me."

GG Miller

Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school."

A scene from the office where Michael Scott stands in front of the reception desk, one hand raised and a paper in the other, with the text "BOOM!" overlayed on the image. Pam Beesly sits at the reception desk behind him, looking surprised.

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Whats the frist thing u see

The image shows a shelf full of plungers in a store. Most of the plungers have a red rubber cup and a yellow handle. Some have a red rubber cup with a blue handle and one with a clear plastic handle. The prices are shown at the bottom.

GG Miller

i'll be the minion on the right

The image shows two columns labeled "To Mom" and "To Dad". The "To Mom" column lists many common child complaints and requests. The "To Dad" column contains a single question: "Where's Mom?" Two minions are depicted in the "To Dad" column, looking confused.

The Ugly Rat

When you figure out your sibling is an online dater:

A black and white cartoon drawing of a man, Nicolas Cage, with a surprised and slightly amused expression.

Wade

Shits about to go down

The image shows Batman standing in the rain with a large light projecting the bat signal. The text says "You know, shit's about to get real when Batman calls for Batman."

𝓗𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓮𝔂𝔂

The image shows two panels. The left panel depicts a person lying in a hospital bed with tubes in his nose. The text above him reads: "When your boss asks for proof you're in hospital." The right panel shows the character Baby Yoda. Above him the text reads: "Boss: You should've been here at 8. Me: Why, what happened at 8?"

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