1000+ Best You Memes - Page 48 - Worst Jokes Ever

Date

emo · 3 years ago

rate me honestly

The image asks: "Would I date you" and provides four answers with emojis: "YASSSS" with heart eyes and kissy face, "Maybe" with a slightly smiling face and two hearts, "Idk" with a neutral face, and "Not a chance" with a hand waving.

User

125 views · blach66 · 3 years ago

Do you like my clash of clans user?

Teacher

3 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Teacher picks me because she/he knows i'm not listening

An image shows five gophers standing in a field. The gopher in the middle is in focus, with the other four gophers slightly behind. The text on the image reads "Why do you always pick me? There are others, ya know!"

Something

6 views · ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

ScIenCeTISTS

The image displays a meme format with the text "Nobody: Salespeople:" at the top. Below, it shows a man, Willem Dafoe, in a suit, with a caption "You know, I'm something of a whatever you just said myself".

Life

44 views · ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 3 years ago

shut the fuck up you pussy ass fucking bitch motherfucking parent depleater

The image shows three dogs, each labeled with a word. On the left is "my car", in the middle is "me" and on the right is "work". "Me" is in the middle pulling a toy labeled "money" away from "my car" and towards "work". The text above the dogs says "How life is going right now".

Cigarette

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a poster with the text "Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. NO SMOKING". There is a picture of a squirrel on the right side of the poster.

Validation

13 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Crazy how the meanest girls are always some of the ugliest.

A four-panel Wojak-style meme. Top left shows a character known as 'Trad-Girl.' Top right shows several other female characters, often depicted as 'mean girls,' insulting her with text like 'You're ugly,' 'No man will want you,' and 'Small boobs.' Bottom left shows 'GigaChad' character telling Trad-Girl, 'You're pretty.' Bottom right shows Trad-Girl responding, 'I am?'.

Cancer

28 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

In a hospital room, Goku stands near a patient's bed and says, "I knew I'd find you here. I heard your cancer is pretty strong. Let me fight it."

Crush

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A woman's face is covered in white fluid. The text says "If a girl gives you this look, it means she might have a crush on you. You can tell by the slight angle of her smile."

Dare

5 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

explain bear pull up I dare you >:(

A small, tabby kitten is sitting down and pointing a black handgun forward.

Heart

31 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A still from Sesame Street shows Ernie and Bert standing next to a snowman. In the bottom of the image, overlaid on a black background, are the words: "You can still hear her heart beat!" Ernie said. It wasn't until spring that the hooker's dead body would show up on the playground.

Donkey

9 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

In a desert-themed meme, a donkey and a woman are stuck in the sand. The donkey says, "Save me, I can get you out of the desert." The woman says, "Save me, I can be your wife." Below the images are two buttons offering the options to save the donkey or save the woman.

Cringe

16 views · FreeSmart! · 1 year ago

I know you cannot be calling me cringe when you have this pfp

An image of Bart Simpson is crying with broken hearts above his head. The image shows Bart in a purple sweater.

Marriage

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot from Reddit's AskReddit shows a user asking what the secret to a happy marriage is. A user named "GapingAssTroll" replied that a happy marriage is not a 50/50 effort but a 60/40 effort with both people trying to be the 60. Another user, "saladshoooter", thanked GapingAssTroll for the insight.

Insult

4 views · Pankake · 1 year ago

This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌

A close-up shot of a small, fluffy gray bird with an intense, angry expression. It's perched on a dark, narrow ledge with a blurred yellow background.

Time

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot shows a series of messages saying "Me when I have some time." with an image of a man saying "Yeah, I've got time."

Masturbation

48 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.

Tortilla Chip

4 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

I hate it when that happens

Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants with his mouth wide open and tongue sticking out as if he is in great pain. The text above reads: "When you swallow a tortilla chip and it slowly slices your throat open on the way down."

Men

7 views · Daddy Cock · 2 years ago

Men (I LOVE DICK) FUCK YOU BY THE WAY

The image shows a comparison between how women and men interact. At the top, the text says "Women get together and tall about their feelings." Below are four men making the word "DICK" with their bodies. The lower part of the picture shows the shadows of two women and a bench on a sidewalk.

Love

2 views · 原田 · 2 years ago

A woman with curly hair and a pink top is lying on a grey carpet, with text overlayed above and below her. The text on top says "I LOVE YOU" and the text below says "THIS MUCH!"