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mal

I felt the need to share this masterpiece with all of you.

A slice of watermelon with a clown face, complete with a red nose and red tufts of hair.

mal

A cartoon drawing of a man in a tuxedo pushing a wheelchair with a pie in it. Above the man, it says "american pie". The man says "I am sorry I got you pregnant". The pie says "it is fine Jim, don't worry about it".

Wade

I love this comic run so much

The comic shows Spider-Man and Deadpool looking at each other with confusion. In the second panel, a fiery horse carriage drives by. In the last panel, they discuss the 19th-century Ghost Rider and his potential involvement in the wrong Civil War. The text in the speech bubbles says: NEIGH! Did you just see that? 19th Century Ghost Rider? Yup. Oh man, do you think he's showing up to fight in the wrong civil war? Let's hope he fights for the North, otherwise he's not gonna like taking orders from a black Captain America.

Fuck Off

A stylized image of two hands with middle fingers extended. The text 'FUCK YOU!' is displayed in large, yellow letters on a red burst shape against a yellow background.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message conversation with a dark background. In the first message, a sender states, "Girl, you're really pretty!" The recipient replies, "Thanks, but I'm a dude." The sender then says, "Oh, you look like a girl. You trans?" The recipient responds, "No, I just have long hair." The sender replies with insults. There are emojis included.

Rylee ੈ♡˳

relateable..

The image shows a meme with text at the top. It says "Mom: 'Why don't you ask out the girl from church?'" and then "The girl from church:". Below this, there is a picture of a person with a slightly feminine hairstyle, with two small buns and a short beard. The person appears to be a photoshopped version of Kanye West.

✨Jassy✨

Me and my brother all the time

Two cats are sitting side by side, both giving a thumbs-up. Text on top says, "When you are fighting with your sibling, and suddenly mom come".

✨Jassy✨

Me today and everyday in existence

Two cats lying down, seemingly exhausted. One cat is leaning against the wall, with its mouth open. The text on the image says: "When you need to clean but have no motivation so you just sit there for a while like".

Adolf Nigler

People have been seeing him since 1865.

The image is two panels of a cartoon character pulling off a mask to reveal a hooded figure.

Eddie_Munson_Lover

When you think she likes someone else

A close-up of a stone statue's face, with a tear rolling down its cheek.

Anonymous

look how cute this kitten is if anyone dislikes this you are my enemy

A close-up image shows a small, brown and white tabby kitten lying on its back on a blue and white plaid surface. A person's finger is gently touching the kitten's belly. The kitten has big, dark eyes and is looking up at the camera. Its tiny paw is raised.

Heroin Monkey

this convo is crazy

Jake " 3 hours ago
Yes I saw Madi's tits and pussy
amy 3 hours ago
thats cray
Jake " 3 hours ago
amy "
wow jake prolly jerks off to pics of madi
You don't know that
Donut Drawzz 3 hours ago
BUDDY
leo
3 hours ago
Jake "
Yes I saw Madi's tits and pussy
i've seen her face
Donut Drawzz 3 hours ago
U ONLY SAW TITS
Im With Stupid 3 hours ago
wtf....
Donut Drawzz 3 hours ago
CAUSE OF CLEVAGE
amy " 3 hours ago
Jake "

help me please im being abused

Bandobritt stan account
@Tripolar_B
You ever had a racist experience but it was
funny tho
xanthus stan account
@tobikyere
when i was meeting friends at Nando's and
when i got there the server walked me over to a
table of random Black people and we just
stood/sat there looking at each other like this

DVJ DANY UG

village girls of africa

A man in a suit approaches a woman standing by a wall. The text on the image says, "When you go in Buheesi in the evening" followed by a laughing emoji.

Why should you care

also acceptable when I saw your face

Crying:
Acceptable at funerals,
at the Grand Canyon,
and when you fail your
CPA exam
TheCorporate Accountant

the taste of mommy's milk

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A close-up photo of a cat looking up with its head slightly tilted back. The text on the image reads "POV: Your iPhone when you try to open it using FaceID."

Queens In The House

dark humor lightens my mood (or not…)

A green cartoon leaf is holding a gun with both hands pointing at the viewer. Below the leaf is the text: "Blue Skidoo, you die too!"

TechPriestGotDrip

A red and gold robot with glowing green eyes and a silver head is holding a burning red sword. The text on the image reads, "when you create a distraction that ends up saving the universe. Heor"

BellaTrix

A two-panel image of a chihuahua. On the left, the dog looks angry and is scolding "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD'VE DIED! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!" on the right, the dog looks cute and is saying "Hello Harry, dear!"

BellaTrix

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

The image consists of four panels. The first panel shows a man with long blond hair. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The second panel shows a woman with black hair, standing in front of a green light. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The third panel shows a woman with long blond hair and a man with dark hair standing next to her, both with their hair flying around. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The final panel shows a bald man with no nose raising a finger. The text reads, "All of you stop that!"

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