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Amir De OG

Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔

The image shows a split comparison between vegan food in America and vegan food in India. On the top left are two 'wojak' figures next to two burgers labeled 'vegan'. The text reads: 'Here's a vegan meal that tastes like meat using the power of chemicals and preservatives.' On the top right the figure is shocked and says, 'WOW, it tastes like just like meat, and no animals where harmed!' On the bottom left are two turban-wearing characters next to two bowls of what appears to be Indian curry. The text reads: 'Using the powers of spices and herbs, we made this meal taste great, even with out the use of meat.' On the bottom right is another turban-wearing character that says, 'Thank you for this meal'.

Heroin Monkey

The image displays a screenshot from a video game featuring a menu with three options: "Give Up", "Try Again", and "Call Luigi". Text overlayed on the image reads: "POV: your insurance claim was denied by United Healthcare". Luigi is visible in the upper right corner of the image.

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The image shows a two-panel meme about a role-playing game. The top panel shows a 20-sided die with a 20 facing up and the text "You shout 'That king is an imposter! I'm the real king!' You get an instant kingdom." The bottom panel shows the same die with the number 1 facing up and the text "You shout 'That king is the real king! I'm an imposter!' That's not what I meant to shout." Both die are laying on some wood.

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Truly are

A set of translucent red and white dice with the title "The Cursed dice" above. The text describes the strange properties of cursed dice, including their unnatural glow, and their ability to roll specific numbers on command.

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Crit especially if you are a rouge

The image is a two-panel meme. The left panel shows a red dragon breathing fire. The text reads "An ancient being capable of flying and breathing fire." The right panel shows a 20-sided die with the number 20 facing up. The text reads "One critical boi". Above both images, it asks "Who would win?"

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Do you know this kind of kid

A cartoon penguin from the movie "Madagascar" looks surprised. The text reads: "THE SMART KID: *GETS B+ ON THEIR BLOOD TEST* WHAT?!"

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Almost FRIDAY

The image is a three-panel scene from a movie. In the top panel, a woman with elaborate antlers says 'You can't defeat me' with the word 'Monday' above her. The middle panel shows a man smiling and saying 'I know, but he can' with the word 'Me' above him. The bottom panel shows an explosion with the word 'Friday' on it.

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MWAHAHAHAHA

The image is a two-panel meme. On the left, a person in athletic wear is kicking their leg up as if doing a dance. Text above reads, "You better not come in here with that nonsense'. Me coming in with that nonsense:". On the right, there is an image of snowy stairs. Text above reads, "Take life one step at a time'. The steps:".

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"Sinister Laugh"

A baby with his fingers near his mouth, looking directly at the viewer. The text in the image says: "How do I put this? You will never "sleep in" again."

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also acceptable when I saw your face

Crying:
Acceptable at funerals,
at the Grand Canyon,
and when you fail your
CPA exam
TheCorporate Accountant

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is this true for anybody else

The image shows a pale, stylized 3D rendering of a man's upper body, with a glowing orange-yellow area in his chest. The text at the top reads "WHEN YOU SWALLOW LAVA".

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OH NO

The image shows a close-up of Gru's face with a worried expression and slightly squinted eyes. The text above the face reads: "When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising."

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The image shows two panels. The top left panel has a photo of a car bumper with a sticker saying 'ADULTS ON BOARD WE WANT TO LIVE TOO'. The bottom left panel shows a man with a sly smile saying 'Do we though?' On the right is a text post saying 'What doesn't end you only makes you develop a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.'

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me right now

A picture of Liam Neeson on the phone with the text "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A CAR?"

Why should you care

The image is a two-panel meme. The left panel shows two hands holding the opposite ends of a sword-like object. The label 'Hug' is visible in the middle of the upper part, and 'Huge amount of money' on the bottom. The text above reads: 'What can make you feel better?' 'Me:'. The right panel has a picture of a person with a round face, with the text 'CHRISTMAS IS THE TIME OF GIVING' and 'SO I'M GIVING UP'.

Unimportant Intelligence

heh

The image has a black background and white text that reads, "DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T BREATHE FAST AND STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT AT THE SAME TIME?" Below that is "GOOD BOY! NOW, SIT AND ROLL!"

Unimportant Intelligence

wow

A man in a military uniform and hat is pictured with the text "DID YOU KNOW" above him and "YOU WERE BORN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?" below him.

Unimportant Intelligence

Best president

The image shows a black and white photograph of Teddy Roosevelt. Above the picture there is text that says: "did you know? A man once pointed two guns at Teddy Roosevelt and insisted that he pour drinks for the entire bar. Teddy said, 'Well, if I've got to, I've got to,' then stood up, knocked the guy out with three punches, and took his guns away." The image also has a photo source and a website at the bottom: "PHOTO: WIKIMEDIACOMMONS" and "DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM".

Adolf kitler

uh oh

The image shows a group of four cats walking towards the camera on a street. The text on the image reads: "When You 'pspspspsps' To The Wrong Gang".

Adolf kitler

A white cat with an unusual setup is presented. The cat's body is held up by four rectangular white objects resembling new legs. Above the cat it reads "LIEUTENANT DAN!" and below "YOU GOT NEW LEGS!"

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