Worst Jokes Ever

Popular

Difference jokes

Depression jokes

Twin Towers jokes

Little Johnny jokes

Offensive jokes

Michael Jackson jokes

Stephen Hawking jokes

Worst Jokes Ever

Writing Memes

Kaylaツ

LOL

A cartoon image of Spongebob Squarepants looking stressed with a pen in his hand, with the text: "WHEN YOU RIGHTING DOWN UR NOTES AND THE TEACHER ABOUT TO TURN THE SLIDE".

the taste of mommy's milk

A series of images of brains in various states of enlightenment. The first image shows a simple brain scan with the text "Look at memes." The second shows a brain with glowing red synapses with the text "Join 4chan." The third is a glowing blue brain with the text "Use a meme template." The fourth is a brain emitting radiant light with the text "Create a new meme." The last one depicts a figure in the cosmos with a galaxy in its hands, with the text "Write paper about memes."

Daddy dick

Us Texas fans will miss you Bijan 🤘🤘🤘

The image shows Bijan Robinson, a football player, in a collage. The left part displays the "2022 Doak Walker Award" for Bijan Robinson, recognizing his accomplishments on the field, in the classroom, and in the community. The center shows him holding the award in a suit. On the right, he is in his football uniform raising his finger. The text on his uniform says "B. Robins 5".

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel image using screenshots from Star Wars. In the first panel an editor states that the plural of 'dwarf' is 'dwarfs' not 'dwarves'. The second panel shows Tolkien asking 'Are you threatening me?' The third panel shows the editor declaring 'The Dictionary will decide your fate.' Finally, the fourth panel shows Tolkien stating 'I wrote the Dictionary.'

Heroin Monkey

A tweet from Forbes promoting Pakistan as a destination for solo female travelers. It includes a picture of a woman in a mountain landscape. Below, a user named Brian Tyler Cohen replies with the question: "Did human trafficking write this?"

Heroin Monkey

A comic strip shows a character getting annoyed by the incorrect use of "its" on the internet. He corrects the error and congratulates himself for "fixing" the world.

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows three different people. The first panel shows J.K. Rowling, with the text "Has a good idea and writes a book". The second panel shows George R.R. Martin, with the text "Has a good idea and writes a book". The third panel shows J.R.R. Tolkien, with the text "Creates a language, feels like it needs a story and writes a book".

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Smexy Baka

Rianbow friends ref

Spongebob is looking through binoculars while Patrick is writing on a notepad. Text overlay: "Green can still catch you when you're in the box. Write that down, write that down!"

Toast ツ

A dark green chalkboard with white text, 'I WILL NOT KILL MY CLASSMATES,' written repeatedly. The last line, 'I WILL KILL MY CLASSMATES,' is splattered with red, like blood.

shaylie lol

The image shows a meme with text at the top and a picture of a man looking confused at the bottom. The text says: "Professor: 'What inspired you to write this essay?' Me: 'The due date.'"

Heroin Monkey

A landscape photo of a lake and mountains with the text "Some bullshit quote" and "Famous person" superimposed.

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

A tattoo on an arm shows a pen and a sword crossed. A banner under them reads: "THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD".

RapBoat

The image is a comparison of Joey Bada$$ and J. Cole in a 2x2 format. Joey Bada$$ is pictured on the left with text below him that reads "Released the best mixtape of 2012", "Can freestyle", "Acted in Mr. Robot", and "I'm a titan, like Zeus I enlighten them". J. Cole is pictured on the right with text below that reads "Released no mixtape in 2012", "Pre-writes his freestyles", "Never acted in Mr. Robot", and "Doesn’t enlighten anybody".

Caylez.cc

A printout of a scene from the movie Inside Out, showing several characters sitting at desks in a classroom. Sadness is in the front, looking forlorn. The text on the paper reads: "You may pick any character in the picture and write a story in first person point of view. Be sure to use details and dialogue in your story."

ADHD autist

Dessert WHO?!

A light green sticky note with the handwritten words "Dessert INA" is placed on a person's thigh.

Ness Plays

Hey ChatGPT, write something like, Sorry Derek, I can’t come to your party.

The image text says: "No one wants to come to your birthday party you ungrateful little shi-"

Cupツ

oop

22 ming
How much is $2 chips?
#0014
Like
20 Commer
Comment
It probably takes you an hour
and a half to watch 60 minutes
Write a comment..
回

ADHD autist

Really, SimSimi? Really?

A screenshot of a chat conversation. The user asks "Do we exist?", "Do I exist?" and "Does this person writing this question exist?". SimSimi replies with "I don't know? =P", "I do" and "Is". The user adds "Oh, come on! Are you serious?"

1
2

Next