30+ Best Wont Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Talk

The image shows a cartoon of Spongebob looking annoyed with a slightly wrinkled face. Above him the text reads "When you're 10 dangs, 20 yups, 6 wows, and 8 man that's crazy's, and they still won't stop talking."

Hamster

A baseball player is in the middle of throwing a ball. The text overlay says: "Yo can I hold your hamster rq? I promise I won't do nothing."

Cat

A white fluffy cat with a grumpy expression. Text overlay: "When your human won't feed you for the 42nd time today:"

Fishing Rod

An online product review for a fishing rod and reel. The reviewer, 'GAYSEXMASTER', gives it a 3.5 out of 5-star rating, stating 'I feel like I got my money's worth'. The review, dated June 20, 2025, from the United States, details the product as a 'Fishing rod+reel (No Lures & Line)' with a size of '2.1M 6.89FT' and 'Ambidextrous' hand orientation. The reviewer notes the reel is good but the rod is not great, as it doesn't collapse easily after casts and suggests using WD40 on the 'mating surfaces'. They also mention the rod is stiff, suitable for catfish/carp but not smaller finesse lures.

Pill

An image depicts three children sitting around a table that's covered with various pills. The text above them reads: "grandma is dead so lets eat all of her pills". One of the children also has a text bubble saying: "She Won't Be Needing Those Anymore!"

Peanut

A vintage-looking wind-up toy of a peanut with a creepy human face is pictured. The text overlay reads, "I keep screaming but god won't answer."

Doctor

lol

The image shows Shaggy from Scooby-Doo looking worried. Text above him says, "When the doctor says trust me" and below him, "It won't hurt."

Hand

An X-ray of a human hand with the text "Yo guys I won't be posting in a while, broke my hand!"

Gasoline

A man is drinking gasoline from a cup, while a woman is sitting in her car, presumably unable to start the engine. The text reads: "ME WATCHING MY WIFE TRY AND LEAVE ME DUE TO MY GASOLINE DRINKING ADDICTION BUT THE CAR WON'T START (HMM I WONDER WHY)"

Man

The image shows a text with the first line "Me: I promise I won't form a perfect 256-man Macedonian phalanx tonight" and the next line says "3 DRINKS LATER", followed by an illustration of a Macedonian phalanx.

Time

When you see it, you won't be able to unsee it

A screenshot of the time.is website, showing the current time as 09:45:00.134. The time is displayed in a large font. Text in greek says "You have exactly the correct time!" Also listed are time zones for Los Angeles, New York, London, Paris, Moscow, Beijing, and Tokyo.

Engagement

A Reddit post with comments. The first comment states that Kid Cudi got engaged. The second comment expresses surprise, stating the commenter thought Cudi was gay and he could have done better, possibly because he's bald. The third comment predicts the relationship won't last more than 6 months.

Art

the shadeing wont showww naurrr

A sketch of a spiral with a square in the middle, the lines are a light grey against a white background. The person who made the sketch is holding the paper with their hands and fingers are visible on the right and on the top.

Idea

My friend is has the best ideas

A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.

Electronics

Explain Bear won’t understand because he’s retarded.

A political cartoon by Glenn McCoy showing a street scene in Baltimore. The "BALTIMORE TVs & ELECTRONICS" and "LIQUOR & CIGARS" stores are on fire with broken windows, and looters are running away with an HDTV and beer. The "BELTS & SUSPENDERS" store remains completely untouched and open for business, suggesting the looters have no interest in belts.

Jokes

Mummy

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

Suicide

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”

Depression

if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year