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Heroin Monkey

The top part of the image shows text on a tan fabric that says "She's broken because she believed" with the words "she" and "believed" in a different, more muted, color. The bottom part of the image says "No one:" and "Him:" above an image of a pot lid.

not_pimi_gal2009

when she feels 21 yrs old

A woman in a red coat and hat is exiting a car, appearing a bit clumsy. The text on the image is: "when she feels 21 yrs old".

Smãll Kîng Dãvîd

True love 😂

A cartoon image shows a man and a woman standing outside a building. The man is asking the woman, "Esther, how do you want me to prove to you that there is nothing between Lucy and me?" The woman responds, "Go bring me her head!"

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into four quadrants. The top left shows an anime character with big eyes and a dreamy smile and text "Me with men in anime." The top right shows an anime character with a neutral face and text "Me with men irl." The bottom left shows a cartoon character kicking another one and text "Me with women in anime." The bottom right shows another cartoon character falling backward in a chair and text "Me with women irl."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A four-panel cartoon shows a father talking to his son in the first panel, saying "...and under no circumstance should you ever hit a woman." The second panel shows the son, now an adult, sitting on a bed with a woman in front of him on all fours and saying "Spank me, Kenny." The third panel shows Kenny saying "No." The fourth panel shows the father behind Kenny saying "I'm proud of you, son."

randomone

What do women and books have in common

A Venn diagram shows two overlapping circles. One circle is labeled "Women" and the other is labeled "Books". The overlapping area between them is labeled "Having periods".

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows a woman standing with the text "Woman stand." The top right panel shows a woman walking with the text "Woman go." The bottom left panel shows a man standing with the text "Man stand." The bottom right panel shows a mango.

big [fire] balls

The image is divided into three parts. The left part shows a portrait of Kanye West. The top right part shows a diagram of two heads connected by lines representing telepathic communication. The bottom right shows a police car with flashing lights.

Adolf Nigler

Mikhail Obamiovskovich

A stylish, dark-skinned woman with dark, wavy hair is standing in a snowy square. She's wearing a grey coat, a grey scarf, and black gloves. In the background, there are buildings, including the colorful domes of Saint Basil's Cathedral. A small Russian flag is floating at the top of the image.

Jazzy💕

The meme shows two images side-by-side. The left side features a dog baring its teeth paired with the text "when men I don't know call me pretty". The right side shows a dog smiling paired with the text "when women I don't know call me pretty."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a three-part meme. The top part shows a photo of a sign that reads "Simply Swank Salon & Spa." The bottom left shows a woman yelling and pointing at another woman. The bottom right shows a white cat sitting at a table with a disapproving expression. Above the women it reads, "Simply Swank" and above the cat it reads, "Simply Wank."

Heroin Monkey

A painting of Jesus with a ray of light coming from him towards a woman kneeling before him. The text says: "JESUS. Ray that turns you into French for your sins. Woman crying because she doesn't want to be French."

Heroin Monkey

A woman is standing at the side of the road holding a cardboard sign. She is wearing an ankle monitor. The text on the image says: “The definition of oxymoron. She's homeless and on house arrest.”

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The image shows two pictures with the text "Women vs. Logic". The first picture shows a woman in a pink bikini with the text "Bikini. No Probs ;)" below it. The second picture shows a woman wrapped in a towel in a shower with the text "Shower. Go Away ;(" below it.

Heroin Monkey

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
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Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Anonymous

"Why do you love being a woman?"
@sourpsycho
Women are like bacon. They smell good,
They taste good, and they will kill you slowly

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a forum where the first user argues that arrays should start at one and that there can never be 0 of anything. The second user replies with the question: "Number of women you've slept with"

MemeDiddler

A smiling woman in a business suit points a handgun at a small gold fish.

Anonymous

“I am groot”

The image is split in two parts. The upper part shows a woman hanging onto a tree branch and looking up, seemingly in distress. The lower part shows Groot, a character from Guardians of the Galaxy, who appears to be observing the woman. The text "I am groot" overlays the image.

rapboat

A screenshot of a tweet that asks, "When did Drake's core fanbase turn from Black women to angry young male incel types? Like, honestly, when did this occur?"

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